Thought you might like some “pick up” lines for todays funny monday:
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
- I lost my phone number, can i have yours??
- Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
- You look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?
- Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
- If I follow you home will you keep me?
- Are you a Parking ticket because you got Fine written all over you!
- Does your dad work at Snapple? Cuz you’re made from the best stuff on earth!
- Someone hand me a map! I’m lost in the sparkle of your eyes.
- Can you direct me to the nearest phone box, because I have got to call God to tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
- Damn, girl, was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
- If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
- Do you know karate? Cos honey, your body is really kickin.
- I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
- I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
- Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
This list can go on and on, but I think you get the idea!
I am soooooo glad I am married….these are horrible and I hope people really don’t use any of these. lol