FUNNY MONDAY – TOILET HUMOR

I was recently reminded of a vacation my husband and I took about a year ago, and the “bathroom incident”.  We were out to dinner with friends and enjoying a nice afternoon.  On our way out we all decided to use the restroom because we had a long drive ahead.  My girlfriend and I waiting in the entry for the boys to join us and we heard them calling us from around the corner.  The were waiving us to join them in the mensroom…..What?

Not only was I unsure of what they were up to, I make it a point to stay away from pee smelling rooms as much as possible…..sorry guys but the men’s restroom is usually pretty gross compared to the “ladies” restroom.

The boys proceeded to tell us that we had to see the wall paper in the bathroom.

 

OK…..IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE PEE SMELL !

What a funny idea.  Or maybe because I am not a guy I think it is funny.  🙂

FUNNY MONDAY – VETERAN SALUTE

Today I thought I would combine funny monday with a little salute to the veterans.   This last week we celebrated Veterans Day and I found so many amazing stories, pictures, and tributes to our Veterans.  I wouldn’t think of trying to compete with all the amazing articles, so I offer a little Military humar…….which I think can always be used in light of all our Military go through day in and out.

Thank you to all the men and women currently serving our Country…….

and thank you to all of our Veterans!

FUNNY MONDAY……

I thought I would start Monday off with something to make you laugh.

……And that’s how the fight started jokes…….just in good fun!

My wife walked into the den & asked “Whats on the TV?”
I replied “Dust”

……….And that’s how the fight started

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

……….And that’s how the fight started

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A woman is  looking at her body in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
‘The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

……….And that’s how the fight started

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

……….And that’s when the fight started

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.”
I bought her a scale.

……….And that’s when the fight started

 

Let me know if you have any good jokes you would like to share……..Happy Monday!